The Party Promoter:
Oh my goodness! why do these people insist on inviting you to parties, sometimes in countries across the world, as if they gonna pay for you to get there and back? And the party always has a stupid name like "Adultery" or "Threesome"...I'm thinking, how about, the day I want to go out, I holla at you and ask you if there's anything good that night?
The Facebook Whore:
This chick will get dressed all skimpy AT HOME and take pics on her phone. Note: she ain't actually going anywhere, she just felt like taking a picture in her bath towel sitting on her bed. There is someone on facebook that has a picture where she's standing in her room, in her bikini and heels, not at the beach; In her room. There's also the guys that take pictures of their six packs in the bathroom mirror and that will be the only picture they have on their profiles. Gosh, whoring yourself much?..lol
The Attention Seeker:
This person seeks love and approval on facebook. Maybe their mother doesn't tell them they're good looking or they don't have friends, so they put status updates like "If you miss me comment on this status"...ahem..I want to comment, not because I miss you, but because I want to tell you that if people miss you, you won't have to ask them if they do?..lol. By the way, such people might get suicidal if nobody comments on their status updates, they watch their updates like a hawk waiting for someone to comment and validate their existance.
The One Who Feels Familiar:
You know those people you've never met before, but they add you because you've got a few mutual friends, then they start commenting on all your pics and conversations as if ya'll have been best buds or as if ya'll are in the same social circle and they have the right to mock your pics and so on. I once had someone add me and start commenting on my wall posts simply because me and his uncle when to the same church in Kenya. He even went so far as to ask for my digits, expecting to get them because..I know his uncle..lol..erm...yea, we may know the same people, but if you and I havn't met or don't know each other..please know your place and don't get too familiar.
The One With Random Comments:
Let me give you an example: You put on your status : "Man U better win this game" and this person comments " Hey, how are you, long time, hows your mum".
Now...wats that greeting got to do with Man U winning? The reason why there's a wall and an inbox is so you can greet me. If you're gonna comment on a status update, make a comment that has got something to do with the status update, coz otherwise you're just being annoying.
The Emotional Cry-Baby:
I'm sure you've all seen these status updates " i'm gonna kill myself, can't believe this is happening" ..or... "you hurt me so bad, I can't stop crying"...nkt!
lol..these emotional cries for help tend to get on my nerves. Call me heartless but damn, don't you people have friends you can talk to about this stuff without telling us all about it?
People That Like their own status:
One word: LAME! of course you like it, why else would you put it there?
The Random add:
You cannot add me randomly on facebook and expect me to chat to you like I would to a close friend. I don't mind it when people add me randomly, as long as they dont start bugging me. By bugging me I mean, starting a conversation with me on chat, and then when I don't talk to you like you're my best bud, you start tying in CAPITAL LETTERS asking me WHY I'M NOT RESPONDING? and WHERE HAVE I GONE?
The Insecure Girlfriend
Do Not, I repeat Do Not add me as a friend just becasue I wrote on your boyfriend's wall and you want to keep track of our wall-to-wall. I'm not nice enough to be kind to you, I will accept the request and blast you as soon as you log in to chat and ask you why the hell you added me. If I know you, its cool, but if I don't..I know exactly why you added me and I don't like it. Remove Friend.
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