Almost every guy I know has at some point said if he was a girl, he’s have a sugar daddy. For those that don’t know, a sugar daddy is, by my definition, a significantly older man who is in a young lady’s life for the simple reason of financing her indulgences. In other words, he’s the dude that pays for everything you want but can’t afford. He’s like your daddy except..you have to give him some sugar..lol.. Deep down I’ve always admired girls that have sugar daddies. Coz most of the time, the man is not good looking (usually old, in his 50’s, beer belly, balding head, yellowish teeth) and I admire the fact that they can flirt or kiss this man without losing their appetite. (I bow down to you all) I, sadly, do not have the stomach for such erm..activities?
In the last few years sugar daddies have become so popular that nobody frowns on them anymore, in fact most girls are so proud to have sugar daddies, that they flaunt their “daddy given gifts” around town. Have girls become so materialistic that morals have no value anymore? What exactly has driven girls down this road? Some might say social standing is a factor, coz you know, no girl wants to be seen wearing the same dress to the same club twice, and we all want to dress like Beyonce when we’ve got an income which resembles that of...Sisqo (I hear he’s broke now). There’s also laziness, we all want to be married to rich men and just sit there looking pretty all day every day, not getting our nails dirty.
The way I see it, I would get a sugar daddy, if I didn’t have to flirt or kiss him. So he’d be more like..a sponsor. The perfect arrangement for me would me: I’d meet him once a week (not even for lunch coz I’d have nothing to say to a 50 year old man), I’d give him my shopping list, he’d give me the money and go away. Of course, I’m not an idiot so I know that unless I find a moron of a man, this arrangement will never happen. Unless one of ya’ll knows an old moron, hook a sista up quick..lol Until that happens, I’ll just hustle, live within my means and dress like the girl next door that I am...:)
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